impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

relahvant:

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

done


3 days ago // 381,394 notes

the-fault-in-our-castiel:

You see, it’s a metaphor…

You dangle happiness in front of the Winchesters their entire lives but never actually let them get it.

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3 days ago // 18,407 notes

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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3 days ago // 376,156 notes

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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3 days ago // 240,988 notes

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

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4 days ago // 325,436 notes