officialunitedstates:

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

(via itsmemacleod)


37 minutes ago // 11,915 notes

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via asian)


2 days ago // 221,167 notes

iamgeorgebush:

Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer

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(Source: venice-vogue, via guy)


3 days ago // 140,582 notes

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

(via ruinedchildhood)


3 days ago // 205,256 notes

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via asian)


4 days ago // 388,046 notes
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

nightoesphere:

atheous:

 plant/pale 


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i have a shittier version of this tattoo💔
lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.