when someone asks you what your favorite band is then insults them
my bullshit sister stole both of my arms again
How did you type this then?
don’t ever ask me this again
you idiot he’s a whale now
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
- mom: say mama
- mom: say ma-ma
- mom: say it!
- baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.