michaelsrainbowhair:

when someone asks you what your favorite band is then insults them

(via cement3000)


8 hours ago // 1,237 notes

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

lilracecar:

bombing:

united-states-government:

bombing:

my bullshit sister stole both of my arms again

How did you type this then?

don’t ever ask me this again

you idiot he’s a whale now

(via bombing)


10 hours ago // 434 notes

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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1 day ago // 403,325 notes
baby's first words
  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

3 days ago // 48,546 notes

infiinite3scape:

I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.

(Source: infiinite3scape, via officialtrashbag)


3 days ago // 36,538 notes

Anonymous said: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom


3 days ago // 56,727 notes
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